Thursday, March 20, 2008

The real meaning of BMW

Here are some meaningful yet offensive to some people out there of the "true meaning" of BMW. i owned one so this grabs me a lil.. check it out:

1. Babe Magnet Wunderbike 
2. Bad ManÃÔ Wheels 
3. Bad Man Wagon 
4. Basic Marin Wheels 
5. Badly Made Wobbler 
6. Bad Man Wacker 
7. Bad Marriage Wagon 
8. Bald Middle-aged White guy 
9. Bank Manager Willing 
10. Bankcard/Mastercard Welcome 
11. Barbarian Motor Works 
12. Barely Moving Wreck 
13. Bavarian Manure Wagon 
14. Bavarian Marriage Wrecker 
15. Bavarian Money Wagens 
16. Bavarian Motorcycles (for) Wimps 
17. Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder 
18. Bavarian Milk Wagon 
19. Bavarian Murder Weapon 
20. Be My Weapon 
21. Be My Wife 
22. Be My Wings 
23. Beats Me Why 
24. Beats Mere Walking 
25. Beats Most Winnebagos 
26. Beats Most Women 
27. Beast Made Whole 
28. Beautiful Mechanical Wonders 
29. Been Mighty Wobbly (circa /5) 
30. Been Mighty Worryfree 
31. Been Months Waiting 
32. Beer,Motorcycles,Women 
33. Bent Meeting Wall (in the case of my R90/6) 
34. Best Machine (on) Wheels 
35. Best Man Wins 
36. Best Motor Works 
37. Best Motorcycles (in the) World 
38. Best Motorcycle Worldwide 
39. Best Motorsport Weapon 
40. Beyond My Wages 
41. Big Manly Willy 
42. Big Mean Woman 
43. Big Mean Whore 
44. Big Metal Wastage 
45. Big Middleclass Wagon 
46. Big Money Wasted 
47. Big Money Waster 
48. Big Money Withdrawal 
49. Big Money Worries 
50. Big Monthly Wage 
51. Big Mutha Wheelie 
52. Bikes Made Weird 
53. Bikes Made well 
54. Bike Might Wheelie 
55. Bike Moves Well 
56. Bite My Wallet 
57. Bikers More Wise 
58. Bikes Made Weird 
59. Bings May Work 
60. Bitch Moan & Whine 
61. Bite My Weiner 
62. Black mit White 
63. Blew My Wad 
64. Bloody Magic Wheels 
65. Blow Money Willingly 
66. Blue mit White 
67. Bob Marley and the Wailers 
68. Bodacious Moto-Woman 
69. Boobs Made Welcome 
70. Boring Motorcycle Works 
71. Borrow Money Weekly 
72. Bowel Moving Wonder 
73. Break My Wallet 
74. Break My Window (car) 
75. Break My Windshield 
76. Breaks Most Wrenches 
77. Bring Many Wrenches 
78. Bring Me Women 
79. Bring Me (a) Wrecker 
80. Bring Mechanic With (you) 
81. Bring Money in Wallet 
82. Bring Money With 
83. Bring More Wampum 
84. Bring More Warsteiner 
85. Bring More Weinerschnitzel 
86. Bring More Wine 
87. Bringing More Weight 
88. Bring My Wallet 
89. Brings Me Women 
90. British Mini Works 
91. Broke Man Walking 
92. Broke My Wheels 
93. Broken Money Waster 
94. Broken Motor Works 
95. Buff My Woddie 
96. Built My Way 
97. Bunch (of) Maintenance Work 
98. Bunch (of) Money Wasted 
99. Burning Melting Wreck 
100. Burns MenÃÔ Wallets 
101. Bust My Wallet 
102. But (it) Might Work 
103. But (the) MotorÃÔ Weird 
104. Buxom Machine Waiting?Jugs) 
105. Bring Mich Werkzeug,©å.means Bring me tools 
106. Basteln Mit Wonne 
107. Bei Mercedes Weggeschmissen 
108. Bin Masslos Wichtig 
109. Brett Mit Warzen 
110. Bring Mich Werkstatt 
111. Bring Mir Werkszeug Bumse Mich Weider 
112. Buff My Woddie 
113. Bumse Mich Wieder (Screw Me Again) 

Love the last one... but do you know? the real meaning of BMW is actually Bayerische Motoren Werke (in German), Or Bavarian Motor Works (in English). Savvy?

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